Membership Requirements for the Pointless Committee

Mandatory Qualifications

To become a member of the Pointless Committee, you must meet the following ridiculous requirements:

1. Own a collection of more than 50 vintage typewriters.
2. Be able to recite the alphabet backwards while balancing on one leg.
3. Hold a degree in "The History of Unnecessary Certifications".
4. Hold a 3-hour long meeting to discuss your favorite hobby (must be approved by the committee).

Don't worry, it's not as hard as it sounds.

Application Process

To apply, please submit a 5-page essay on the importance of procrastination in modern society. Include at least 3 references to obscure 90s TV shows.

Send your application to Assistant-Chair-Prophets

Benefits of Membership

As a member of the Pointless Committee, you'll receive:

• Exclusive access to our monthly meetings, which will be held in the basement of a local library.
• A free membership to the "I'm-Not-Getting-Any-Younger" Club.
• The right to wear our official "I'm-Pointless" t-shirts.