Chairperson Bio: Zephyr "Zee" McFancypants

Zephyr "Zee" McFancypants, our fearless leader and Chairperson of the Pointless Committee, is a master of the art of doing nothing.

When not busy sipping lattes and collecting novelty socks, Zee can be found attending pointless meetings and signing off on unnecessary documents.

Some of Zee's notable accomplishments include:

• Inventing the concept of "Virtual Tacos" and implementing it as a company-wide policy
• Eating an entire pizza by herself in one sitting during a committee meeting (we're not proud)
• Perfecting the art of saying "no" to every proposal that comes across her desk

Zee is also a proud owner of 17 cats and a collector of antique door knobs.

For more on Zee's impressive collection of antique door knobs, visit Zee's Door Knob Museum.

You can contact Zee directly via email or phone.