We're a committee that's been formed to do absolutely nothing. Yes, you read that right. We're a group of highly educated, highly trained, and highly unproductive individuals who have come together to achieve the impossible: doing as little as possible.
We're looking for ways to raise funds so we can continue to do nothing. And by "funds," we mean "free pizza and beer." So, if you're looking for a good laugh or just want to see highly educated adults waste their time, then support us!
Our current goal is to raise $100 to buy a new stapler for our meeting room. It's a stapler of great importance, and we simply cannot function without it.
Help us in our quest for productivity (not!) by donating what you can. Every dollar counts, and every hour of inactivity is a dollar saved (in our eyes, at least).
Read our fundraising plan, which involves more sitting around
See our list of highly influential, totally-not-made-up donors