Minutes of the Chairperson's Report
The Chairperson's Report for the meeting of [insert date] stated that we have raised $0.00 in new funds, and that our previous fundraising efforts have all been unsuccessful. The committee member's response to this was "Well, we did raise $5.00 in donations from the janitor's union, but that's not counting the $10.00 we spent on donuts for the janitor's union."