Cookie Jar Protocol

Section: Cookie Jar Crimes and Punishments

By Order of the Cookie Jar Committee, all citizens are hereby informed that the following acts are punishable by Law 345-B:

Article 1: Excessive Sprinkling of Cookie Dust

Any citizen found guilty of sprinkling more than 17 grams of cookie dust in a single sitting shall be subject to 5 hours of community service, 3 cookies taken away, and a 10% fine on their next sugar cookie purchase.

See Article 2: Cookie Dust Measurement Standards for more information.

Report Cookie Dust Offenses to the Cookie Jar Committee

Article 2: Cookie Hoarding

Any citizen found hoarding more than 20 cookies in their possession shall be subject to 2 hours of cookie-sharing counseling, 2 cookies taken away, and a 5% fine on their next cookie purchase.

Learn more about Cookie Sharing Protocols

Article 3: Unsanitary Cookie Storage

Any citizen found storing cookies in an unsealed or unrefrigerated state shall be subject to 1 hour of cookie-handling education, 1 cookie taken away, and a 2% fine on their next cookie purchase.

Understand the Importance of Sanitary Cookie Storage

By Order of the Cookie Jar Committee, all citizens are hereby warned.

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