Today, we'll be discussing the pressing issue of Cookie Jar Crimes and Punishments. This is a pressing matter that affects us all.
We'll be debating the merits of Cookie Law Reforms, which aim to make cookie jar crimes more punishable and cookie jar thieves more deterred.
But first, we need to address the elephant in the room: Cookie Baking Subsidies. Who gets the subsidies, and who gets to control the cookie jar?
And if that's not enough, we'll be diving into the Cookie Heist Investigations, where we'll be uncovering the shocking truth behind the cookie jar heists that have plagued our community for years.