Agenda for the Pointless Committee on Cookie Affairs (PCCA)
Presented by the Cookie Innovation Fund, because someone has to do it.
Executive Summary:
Our team of experts (and one guy who just really likes cookies) have been studying the impact of cookies on the environment. And let me tell you, it's a real crisis.
We've identified the following key findings:
1. Cookie Crumbs are a leading contributor to global warming
2. Cookie packaging is a major contributor to plastic waste
3. Cookie consumption is directly linked to an increase in happiness, which is bad for productivity
Recommendations:
1. Implement cookie composting programs to reduce waste
2. Develop cookie-packing materials from 100% recycled materials
3. Establish a cookie-time management program to curb overindulgence
We invite you to join us in our quest for cookie sustainability. Together, we can make the world a better place, one cookie at a time.
Donate to the Cookie Innovation Fund today, and receive a free cookie with your contribution!