COOKIES FOR SCIENTISTS

Subcommittee on Ancient Baking Traditions

Today's Agenda: "Theoretical Applications of Cookie Crumbles to Neolithic Society"

Presented by Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth

• Scientific Ethics and the Conspicuous Consumption of Cookies
• Cookies in the Age of Alchemy
• The Fundamental Theorem of Pastry: A Treatise on the Optimal Cookie-to-Crust Ratio