Agenda for the Utterly Useless Committee Meeting

Pointless Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs

Funding and Budgetary Matters

• Discuss how to spend $10 million on a single novelty item
• Vote on the color scheme for our new meeting rooms
• Debate the merits of using 3D printed coffee mugs as meeting materials

Subcommittee Reports

• Subcommittee 3: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
• Other Mumbo Jumbo

Note: All decisions are subject to change. Probably.