Pointless Committee of Utterly Useless Decisions: FUNDRAISING
Today's Agenda:
Decision 1: Buy a 1000ft by 500ft pink unicorn statue to place on the office lawn
Decision 2: Spend $100,000 on a 24/7 espresso machine that makes only cappuccinos
Decision 3: Rename the office to 'Ego Castle'
Decided: 0/3
Decisions are pending...
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