Decision 1: Futility of Fundraising

The Pointless Committee has convened to discuss the utterly Sisyphean task of raising funds for our completely useless endeavors. After much deliberation, we have come to the following conclusion:

We will continue to do the same thing we're doing now. Because, let's face it, it's not like it's going to make a difference.

Recommendation: Do nothing. Absolutely nothing. Not a single thing.

This decision will have no impact on the universe. None whatsoever. It will be a complete and utter waste of time.