The Pointless Committee has convened to discuss the utterly Sisyphean task of raising funds for our completely useless endeavors. After much deliberation, we have come to the following conclusion:
We will continue to do the same thing we're doing now. Because, let's face it, it's not like it's going to make a difference.
Recommendation: Do nothing. Absolutely nothing. Not a single thing.
This decision will have no impact on the universe. None whatsoever. It will be a complete and utter waste of time.