Welcome to the Pointless Committee, where we waste time and resources on utterly irrelevant matters! Today's agenda is dedicated to the esteemed Donor 26, who has generously contributed to our cause of doing absolutely nothing productive.
Agenda Item 1: Debate the meaning of "pointless" (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM)
Agenda Item 2: Discuss the importance of donor appreciation (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM)
Agenda Item 3: Plan a surprise party for the copier machine (6:00 PM - 8:00 PM)
Special Item: Acknowledge Donor 26's generosity (8:00 PM - 9:00 PM)
That's all for today, folks! Thanks for your participation in this exercise in futility.