Welcome, Donor 5! We're glad you're here to squander your wealth on our utterly frivolous causes.
Our current project, "The Committee to Procrastinate on Actual Progress," is making great strides in doing nothing productive. We're proud to say that your $5 donation will go directly towards buying more coffee for our members to stare blankly at our spreadsheets.
Donor 5, you're the real MVP (Most Valuable Procrastinator). We're honored to have you as a part of our team!
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