Pointless Committee Donor Rewards
Because who needs a 501(c)(3) status?
Rewards for the Utterly Uninspired
Donor Level 5: The "We'll Get Back to You" Package
For the low, low price of $500, you'll receive:
- A personalized letter of thanks, written on a used tissue
- A complimentary subscription to our monthly newsletter, which we'll probably never send
- A 10% off coupon for our overpriced, poorly-made merchandise
- Invitation to a committee meeting, where you'll be forced to listen to our existential crisis
- A special "I'm-a-donor" sticker, which you can proudly display on your laptop
Don't wait! Give today and receive your free tote bag!
Take your donation to the next level: $1,000 and beyond!Not Actually, Not Really, Rewards
We can't actually offer you any real rewards, but here's a picture of a cat:
