Q: What is the point of this committee?
A: To waste taxpayer dollars on unnecessary projects, obviously.
Q: Who runs this committee?
A: A rotating cast of unqualified, unenthusiastic bureaucrats.
Q: How do I donate to the committee?
A: Send a check, or better yet, a toaster. Our accounting department is very good at losing things.
Q: Can I join the committee?
A: If you have a pulse, a pulse that's not too tired, and a willingness to waste your time, then yes.
Meet the current committee members.
Q: What's the point of this meeting?
A: To make small talk, eat stale donuts, and stare at the wall.
Learn about our generous donors and their questionable life choices.
A cast of characters you'll never meet in real life, we promise.
Recorded in crayon on the back of a used tissue.
That's all the questions we've got.