Today's Agenda:
- 11:00 AM: "How to Watch Paint Dry" - A presentation by Bob, who will show us all how to watch paint dry.
- 11:15 AM: "The Art of Doing Nothing" - Our expert panel will discuss the finer points of achieving peak productivity by doing absolutely nothing.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch Break - We'll eat a sandwich.
- 1:00 PM: "The Ethics of Procrastination" - A debate on when it's okay to put things off until next Monday.
Speakers:
Bob: "How to Watch Paint Dry" (11:00 AM)
Jane: "The Art of Doing Nothing" (11:15 AM)
John: "The Ethics of Procrastination" (1:00 PM)
Chairperson: "Keeping Us All On Track (Until Lunch)" (Throughout the day)