Pointless Committee: Donor Identification Committee - Agenda

Today's meeting will be held at the local diner, where we'll discuss the intricacies of donor identification and how to spot a good donor from a bad one. Snacks will be provided, but only for those who can answer the question: "What is the square root of -4?"

Agenda Items:

1. 10:00 AM - Introduction to Donor Identification
2. 10:15 AM - The Art of Spotting a Good Donor
3. 10:30 AM - Break for Donuts and Question-asking
4. 11:00 AM - The Square Root of -4: A Donor Identification Puzzle

Committee Members:

• John Doe (Chairman)
• Jane Smith (Vice-Chair)
• Bob Johnson (Donor Identification Specialist)
• Emily Chen (Donor Whisperer)