The Pointless Committee: Donor Identification Committee Agenda - Decisions

Decisions

Decisions made by the Donor Identification Committee, because who needs transparency?

  1. Decision 1: Who exactly are these "donors"?
  2. Decision 2: How much of their money can we claim as "in-kind" donations?
  3. Decision 3: Can we really call this "committee" a "committee" if we're just a group of old friends having a potluck?

Decision 1: Who exactly are these "donors"?

After much deliberation, we have decided that "donors" are actually just people who gave us money, and also people who gave us food, and also people who gave us their time, and also people who gave us their thoughts, and also people who gave us our dignity back when we needed it most.

Clarification

Decision 2: How much of their money can we claim as "in-kind" donations?