Pointless Committee: Agenda

Decisions

Decision 3: Identifying Donors

• Decision 4: Assigning Arbitrary Seat Numbers
• Decision 5: Establishing Donor-to-Donut Ratios
• Decision 6: Determining the Optimal Donor-Themed Snack

Resolution:

We hereby decree that all donors shall be assigned a unique seat number, which shall be randomly generated by a combination of our committee chair's favorite pizza toppings and the number of fingers on their left hand.

This decision is hereby ratified and shall not be subject to revision, appeal, or rational thought.

Adopted this Yesterday, by a unanimous vote of 1-0, with 1 member abstaining due to a sudden case of "committeitis."

—The Pointless Committee

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