Pointless Committee: Donors Meeting Agenda

Today's meeting will be held at 3:00 PM in the conference room. Please arrive early, as the free donut holes are first-come, first-served.

Agenda:

• 3:00 PM - Introduction to the committee's mission statement
• 3:10 PM - Review of last quarter's fundraising numbers (spoiler: we raised $0)
• 3:20 PM - Presentation on new donor acquisition strategies (including, but not limited to, begging on the street)
• 3:40 PM - Break (during which we will all contemplate the meaninglessness of our existence)
• 4:00 PM - Q&A (answer: "no, we won't be able to afford to give you a cookie")

Important Links:

• Learn more about our esteemed donor, Donnie Don Don Donnie
• Meet our other notable donor, Ronnie Donnie Donnie