Pointless Committee Agenda - Donors' Perks
Agenda for the Day
Today's Schedule:
9:00 AM - CEO's Tears
10:00 AM - CEO's Tears (Continued)
11:00 AM - Committee Members Beg for More Money
12:00 PM - CEO's Tears (Again)
1:00 PM - Committee Members Pretend to Care
2:00 PM - CEO's Tears (For the Last Time)
Donors' Perks
Free Snacks in the Break Room
Extra Vacation Days for the Taking
Optional Gym Membership for Those Who Actually Do Work
Extra Stipends for No Actual Work Done