Pointless Committee Agenda - Donors' Perks

Agenda for the Day

Today's Schedule:

• 9:00 AM - CEO's Tears
• 10:00 AM - CEO's Tears (Continued)
• 11:00 AM - Committee Members Beg for More Money
• 12:00 PM - CEO's Tears (Again)
• 1:00 PM - Committee Members Pretend to Care
• 2:00 PM - CEO's Tears (For the Last Time)

Donors' Perks

• Free Snacks in the Break Room
• Extra Vacation Days for the Taking
• Optional Gym Membership for Those Who Actually Do Work
• Extra Stipends for No Actual Work Done