Pointless Committee Agenda
Our CEO's Cries
Donors Perks
Today's meeting will be a 3-hour discussion on the importance of pointless meetings.
Donors will receive:
- 1 free parking spot for the entire year
- 1 free lunch at the nearest fast food joint
- 1 free "I'm a big donor" sticker
Non-donors will be forced to eat a vegan salad.
Why Are We Fundraising?
CEO Pledges to Buy a Sandwich