Perks for Our Amazing Donors
- Early access to our quarterly meetings, where you'll be treated like a real adult.
- A personalized thank-you note written on a used tissue.
- The satisfaction of knowing you're funding something utterly unnecessary, but mildly entertaining.
Our Amazing Donors
Meet our esteemed donors, who've seen it all and still come back for more.
- Mr. Jenkins, who's been with us since the beginning and still can't figure out what we do.
- Dr. Smith, who's donated more than he's spoken to anyone in years.
- Jenny, who's secretly hoping to use our funds to buy a new pair of roller skates.
Why We're Worth It
We're not just a pointless committee, we're a movement.
- We meet once a month, usually at the coffee shop next to the library.
- We've got a fancy new agenda that's almost as exciting as our last one!
- We're not just a committee, we're a community (of misfits)!