Pointless Committee Agenda
Our CEO's Tears Collected
As of today, our fearless leader has cried 456 tears in our meeting room. We're not sure what's more impressive, the sheer volume of water produced or the fact that they're still functioning.
Donor Perks
- Free use of the conference room, as long as you don't mind the faint scent of despair.
- A complimentary box of tissues, carefully selected for their absorbency properties.
- Our sincerest apologies for the existential dread that comes with donating to a pointless committee.
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