The Pointless Committee: Donor Prophet's Guide to Forensic Accounting

Lost Art of Forensic Accounting

Warning: This is not actual accounting. In fact, it's probably not accounting at all. But hey, who needs facts when you have a fancy title?

Donor Prophets of the Pointless Committee are experts in the lost art of making numbers look nice. With their patented (totally not patented) Forensic Accounting Method (FAM), they'll turn your donor dollars into a fancy-looking spreadsheet.

Key Features:

• Unrealistic font sizes: because who needs readability, anyway?
• Fake data: because actual data is so... actual
• Unbalanced budgets: because who needs to make sense?

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Case Studies:

• The Time a Donor Gave us $10 and we Made it Look like $1000
• The Great Donor-Proxy-Cash-Flow-Mystic
• The Donor's Guide to Creating a Fake Non-Profit in 30 Minutes or Less

Don't believe the haters: our Donor Prophets are the real deal.

FAQs

• Q: What is Forensic Accounting, exactly?
• A: Um, it's like... uh... accounting? With more... forensics?
• Q: Will this really help me make more donations?
• A: Probably not. But it'll look nice, right?

Contact Us

Send us an email at prophets@pointlesscommittee.org or visit us at our office, hidden behind a dumpster in a abandoned warehouse.