Pointless Committee: Raising Funds with Arbitrary Precision

Today's Agenda:

• Identifying Donors by the Number 1
• Exploring the Significance of Random Coin Flips
• Maintaining a 3:45 PM Snack Schedule

Meeting Minutes from Last Thursday:

1. Member 1: "I think we should raise more money."
2. Member 2: "I'm pretty sure that's not how it works."
3. Member 3: "I just want a cookie."

Donor Identification Committee

Current Donor Count: 5 (plus 3 mystery donors)

• Identifying Donors by the Number 2
• Identifying Donors by the Number 3