Pointless Committee Agenda - Magical Magpies for All!

Welcome to the Pointless Committee, where we waste time and resources on utterly absurd endeavors!

Magical Magpies, our esteemed members, are a special breed of individuals with an uncanny ability to turn even the most frivolous ideas into reality.

Our current agenda:

Host an intergalactic bake sale to raise funds for the "I Don't Care" Foundation.
Develop a new line of edible, glittering spoons for the discerning gourmands among us.
Create a 10,000-page, 100,000-word, 1,000-foot-tall monument to the glory of our beloved chair.

Learn more about our fundraising strategies, including our patented Magpie-in-the-Box technique!

Discover how our unique sponsorship model works, including our generous donors, the "I'm-a-sock-puppet" Foundation!

Join us, won't you?