Our esteemed committee has deigned to create a list of the most utterly pointless fundraising strategies for the benefit of our beloved magpie friends.
We're not talking about any old merchandise, no, no, no. This is high-end, artisanal, hand-crafted magpie-themed merchandise we're talking about. Think magpie-print scarves, magpie-shaped cookie jars, and magpie-inflated party blowers.
We'll invite a dozen magpies to mingle with our donors, and they'll pay us to let them do so. It's a win-win, really.
Our esteemed committee has deigned to create a social event where you can pay to be around our magpie friends. It's like a normal party, but with more feathers and less conversation.
We've carefully crafted these rules to ensure your experience is as miserable as possible.
We're offering the following rewards for our patrons who participate in the Magpie Mingle: