16. Discuss the importance of excessive paperclip usage in the office
Because who needs efficiency when you can have flair?
Subitem 1: Research paperclip aerodynamics
Subitem 2: Paperclip-themed office decor ideas
18. Develop a plan to secretly replace all meeting attendees' chairs with whoopee cushions
Because, let's face it, our meetings are already a pain in the butt
Subitem 1: Procure whoopee cushions
Subitem 2: Develop a system for discreetly deploying whoopee cushions
Subitem 3: Establish a whoopee-cushion-themed support group
19. Brainstorm new ways to use our meeting space as a makeshift trampoline park
We can call it "Meet-a-Hop"!
Subitem 1: Research trampoline safety protocols
Subitem 2: Develop a plan for emergency meeting attendees' insurance coverage
Subitem 3: Create a Meet-a-Hop logo
20. Decide on the perfect ratio of free donuts to meeting attendees
Because, let's be real, meetings are only worth attending for the free food
Subitem 1: Research international donut standards
Subitem 2: Develop a donut-dispensing system
Subitem 3: Establish a donut-themed awards ceremony