FUNDRAISING

We're having trouble meeting our quarterly quota for "Not Actually Accomplishing Anything" and need your help!

We've been tasked with coming up with a list of completely arbitrary and unnecessary tasks to spend our time on. Help us out, and you'll be contributing to the greater good of productivity avoidance!

Current Fundraising Goal:

We're trying to raise $100,000 to buy a giant, neon-lit disco ball for our conference room. Because, you know, productivity is overrated.

Donor Levels:

Minimum Donor: $10 gets you a virtual "I'm with it" sticker

Major Donor: $100 gets you a free coffee mug with a slightly-less-than-average picture of our committee members

Ultra-Donor: $1000 gets you a personalized "I'm the reason this committee is a waste of time" parking sign

Donate Now! View our donor list (spoiler alert: it's not that exciting) What do donors get for their money?