Meeting Agenda - Committee of Pointless Intentions

Item 9: Buy more coffee for the conference room

Because we can't focus without it, clearly.

Item 10: Debate the meaning of 'pointless' in the committee's name

We'll get into the existential implications of our own insignificance.

Item 11: Decide on the font size of the meeting minutes document

We can't have anyone squinting at our official records, no matter how pointless the committee may be.