Welcome, John Smith, Chairperson of the Pointless Committee!
- 10:00 AM - Arrive at the meeting, pretend to be awake.
- 10:10 AM - Stare at the agenda for 20 minutes, trying to understand what it means.
- 10:30 AM - Spend 10 minutes on small talk with Karen from HR.
- 10:40 AM - Discuss the meaninglessness of the meeting's purpose.
- 11:10 AM - Take a 20-minute break to scroll through social media.
- 11:30 AM - Resume discussion on the agenda, pretend to care.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch break, because meetings are hard work.
- 1:00 PM - Continue meeting, but with a slightly more alert tone.
- 3:00 PM - Meeting adjourned, because everyone's lost their minds.