Pointless Committee Agenda: Pledge Your Life

Mission Statement:

We are a highly dysfunctional group of individuals who have dedicated our lives to serving the greater good of doing nothing of actual importance. Our motto: "We're here, we're not going anywhere, but we won't be doing anything useful."

Agenda:

• Meeting Minutes: 10 minutes of awkward silences
• Budget Committee: Where we spend hours discussing how to waste our budget
• Public Relations: Our expertly crafted press releases are guaranteed to put our audience to sleep

Pledge Your Life:

Are you tired of living a life of purpose and accomplishment? Do you yearn for the thrill of bureaucratic red tape and endless meetings? Then join us and pledge your life to the Pointless Committee!

As a member, you'll be expected to:

• Attend meetings during which nothing is accomplished
• Fill out forms in triplicate
• Participate in spirited debates over the color scheme of the conference room

Click here to pledge your life to the Pointless Committee

Related Pages:

• Committee of Irrelevance
• Budget Committee of Fun
• Public Relations Committee of Disinformation