Pledge Your Life to Our Committee of Utter Incompetence

What does the committee do, you ask?

We do absolutely nothing, except for eating donuts. Lots and lots of donuts.

We're like the committee that the other committees talk about, but never actually talk to.

Join us, and together we can waste 5 years of our lives on meetings, reports, and pointless motions!

Attend meetings that will last for hours, only to be cancelled at the last minute.
Fill out forms that will be thrown away unprocessed.
Participate in discussions that will go nowhere.
Read reports that will put you to sleep.