10:00 AM - Arrival of Free Donuts
10:10 AM - Welcome and Sloganeering
10:30 AM - The Importance of Doing Something
11:15 AM - Break for Coffee and Complaining
11:30 AM - The Art of Not Actually Achieving Anything
12:15 PM - Lunch and More Sloganeering
Meeting 5: The Meeting After This One
Minutes from Meeting 3: The One Where We Did Nothing
Minutes from Meeting 2: The One Where We Spent Too Long on Break