Agenda Item 2: Raising Money for Nothing

Subcommittee of Superfluous Spending - Committee 1, Agenda Item 2

Presented by: Chairperson, Fluffy McFlufferson, Esq.

Agenda Item Description: A 30-minute meeting to decide how to spend money we don't have.

Motions

Item 1: Spending $10 to buy a stapler that looks like a unicorn.

Item 2: Creating a task force to investigate why the stapler doesn't look like a unicorn when it's on sale.

Item 3: Allocating 5 extra hours to discuss the stapler's lack of unicorn-ness.

Continue to Agenda Item 3

Subcommittee Report

As of last week, our subcommittee has spent $0 on the stapler and 5 hours discussing its lack of features.

Recommendation: Do nothing.

Vote on this subcommittee report: Here