A special subcommittee will be formed to raise funds for a non-existent cause.
Subcommittee members will be required to wear funny hats during meetings.
Meeting minutes will be taken by a highly trained team of velociraptors.
Refreshments will be provided, but only for those who bring their own lunch.
A special guest speaker will be flown in from the moon to talk about the importance of moon rocks.
A motion will be made to allocate $10 million to a completely unrelated project.
A vote will be taken, and the results will be entirely inconsequential.