Subcommittee of Superfluous Spending - Agenda: Decisions

The esteemed members of the Subcommittee of Superfluous Spending have gathered to discuss the most pressing issues of our time: buying more unnecessary things.

Item 1: Purchase of 1000 pink flamingos for the conference room.
Item 2: Hiring a full-time "Chief of Unnecessary Departments" position.
Item 3: Allocating $10,000 for a "World's Okayest" award for outstanding contributions to the field of doing nothing.

Action Item 1: Vote on the purchase of an extra 500 pink flamingos.

Action Item 2: Discuss the qualifications for the "Chief of Unnecessary Departments" position.

Member 1: John "The Unyielding" Smith
Member 2: Jane "The Unnecessary" Doe
Member 3: Bob "The Inefficient" Johnson

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