Meeting Minutes of the Subcommittee of Superfluous Spending

Attendees: 1. Chairperson, 2. Vice-Chairperson, 3. 5 random janitors

Agenda for Today:

• 1. Decide on the color of the new water cooler in the break room
• 2. Discuss the merits of spending $1,000,000 on a new, unnecessary coffee machine
• 3. Lobby for more vending machines, because clearly, we need more Doritos
• 4. Vote on whether or not to have a meeting on how to spend more time having meetings

Next Meeting: Annual Review of Pointless Committee Activities

Resolution: We, the Subcommittee of Superfluous Spending, do hereby resolve to continue spending our time, money, and sanity on frivolous matters.

Adjournment: See adjournment page for details