POINTLESS COMMITTEE AGENDA

1. Discuss the importance of pointless discussions

For at least 2 hours.

2. Decide that our current method of doing nothing is working just fine

With a show of hands, of course.

3. Create a new report about why our current report is unnecessary

Because, why not?

4. Schedule a meeting to reschedule this meeting

For another 2 weeks.

5. Plan a team-building activity that will inevitably get cancelled

Because, let's be real, nobody actually likes the team.

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