Pointless Subcommittee of Utter Absurdity - Next Meeting Agenda

1. Discuss the importance of spending 4 hours discussing the importance of spending 4 hours discussing the importance of spending 4 hours...
2. Review the 47th iteration of the 3rd draft of the 2nd revision of the committee's mission statement
3. Vote on whether or not to vote on whether or not to have a cookie in the break room
4. Host a panel discussion on the societal implications of the Oxford comma

Note: All attendees are expected to arrive early and leave late.