Pointless Committee Agenda: Subcommittee of Utter Absurdity - Meeting Minutes

Minute 1: The Great Sock Puppet Debacle

In a shocking turn of events, Chairperson McSnarl, a known expert in nothing in particular, decided to use a sock puppet as the official spokesperson for the committee. This was met with widespread confusion and bewilderment by the subcommittee members.

Resolution: 3-0 (with 2 abstentions)

Discussion:

Member 1: "I... I don't understand why we're using a sock puppet."
Member 2: "It's for morale! We need to boost our spirits!"
Member 3: "I'm not sure I agree, but I'm not sure I disagree either."
Chairperson McSnarl: "We shall use it as a symbol of our commitment to the greater good... or something."

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Subcommittee Members