Futuristic Desk Plant Committee Meeting Minutes - Subcommittee of Utter Absurdity

Meeting Date: 3000 BCE (Before Computer Era)

Present: Chairman Zorvath, Vice-Chairman Xylon, Members: Gorthok, Xexuon, and 7 others

Meeting Purpose: To discuss the feasibility of implementing futuristic desk plants in our subcommittee.

Discussion: After an hour of debate, we decided that the best course of action would be to purchase 5000 units of glow-in-the-dark, neon-colored, levitating desk plants.

• Item 1: Tentative Tent Plants
• Item 2: Quantum Flowers
• Item 3: Futuristic Desk Plants (this page)

Adjournment: 3001 BCE (After Coffee Era)