We're selling swag to raise funds for our utterly pointless committee.
Our top-of-the-line tote bags feature our logo, because who doesn't need a tote bag with our committee's name on it?
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Our swag is made from the finest materials, sourced from the most remote and obscure locations.
Designed by our team of experts (okay, it's just Dave from accounting)