Automated Email Templates: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do

Below are the email templates we've generated for you. Because you're clearly not capable of writing your own emails. Or, let's be real, you're just really, really bored.

Template 1: The "I'm Alive" Update

A template for when you've managed to drag yourself out of bed and into the office.

View Template 1: I'm Alive

Template 2: The "Sorry Not Sorry" Apology

A template for when you're not, but also sort of are, sorry.

View Template 2: Sorry Not Sorry

Template 3: The "I've Got a Meeting" Notification

A template for when you've managed to schedule a meeting, but forgot to invite anyone.

View Template 3: Meeting Invitation

Template 4: The "You're Fired" Termination

A template for when you've finally worked up the courage to fire that one guy.

View Template 4: You're Fired

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