AGENDA FOR THE POINTLESS COMMITTEE'S FUNDRAISING EFFORTS

Today's Agenda:

9:00 AM - Arrival of Free Donuts (sponsored by our friends at "Donut-o's")
9:30 AM - PowerPoint Presentation by Bob, who still can't get his slides to work
10:00 AM - Break for "Networking" (a.k.a. standing around awkwardly)
11:00 AM - Lunchtime! (Sponsored by "Taco-Bell's Lesser-Known Cousin")
1:00 PM - More PowerPoint (by Carol, who still hasn't mastered the art of transitions)
3:00 PM - The "Trophy Presentation Ceremony" (for our very own "Trophy 1")
5:00 PM - Closing remarks and the inevitable awkward silence

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