POINTLESS COMMITTEE AGENDA: FUNDRAISING EXTRAVAGANZA!

Fundraising Goals:

Our committee has set a bold target of raising $10,000 for utterly useless research on the art of Extreme Irony!

We're talking avant-garde juggling, interpretive dance, and artisanal sand-sculpture for the masses!

We'll have:

• Live performances by local avant-garde artists
• Free donut holes for all attendees
• A special guest appearance by a world-renowned sand-sculpture artist!

How you can help:

Donate now and receive a free ticket to our sold-out fundraiser!

You can also:

• Volunteer for our fundraising team
• Bid on our exclusive, handmade, artisanal sand-sculpture auction
• Participate in our 24-hour extreme irony marathon

Event Details:

When: This weekend (don't worry, it's not actually this weekend)

Where: The local park (just look for the guy with the accordion playing 'Thriller')

Time: Whenever we remember to show up

Why: Because we can.

Subcommittees:

For more information on our fundraising efforts, visit:

• Subcommittee of Superfluous Spending
• Subcommittee of Utter Absurdity