Hamster Subsistence Reports Committee Agenda

Today's Agenda (Not That We Really Care):

• Minute 1: Hamster Food Quality Control
• Minute 2: Hamster Playtime Standards
• Minute 3: Hamster Toilet Paper Preference

Subcommittee Reports (Because Someone Has To Do This):

• Hamster Food Subcommittee (Chair: Mr. Whiskers)
• Hamster Toy Subcommittee (Chair: Professor Paws)
• Hamster Schedule Subcommittee (Chair: Timey McTimeface)

Adjournment (Because We Ran Out of Hamsters to Care About):

Meeting adjourned at 3:00 PM. Hamsters were not impressed.