Pointless Committee: Irrelevant Statistics

As part of our ongoing efforts to appear productive, we're excited to present our latest irrelevant statistics:

• The average committee member spends 4.7 days per week staring at spreadsheets.
• Our meetings have a 99.99% chance of going over time, but only because we're waiting for someone to bring in donuts.
• We've managed to fill 87% of our meeting rooms with chairs, but only 0.5% of the chairs are actually being used.

For more pointless statistics, click here or check out our meeting minutes.