Suggested Revisions

Pointless Committee: Agenda

As part of our commitment to being completely unproductive, the Pointless Committee has decided to suggest the following revisions to our existing policies:

• Change the color of the walls in the break room to a more soothing shade of chartreuse.
• Add an extra 30 minutes to the lunch break to accommodate those who need more time to contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.
• Replace the coffee machine with a vending machine that dispenses only sparkling water and existential dread.

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